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seanbeanisaredshirt:

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spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal


I think I need to move to Ireland for a year or two.

seanbeanisaredshirt:

harokissmile:

ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, β€œIf your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription β€œLived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

Irish women are strong asΒ fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

I think I need to move to Ireland for a year or two.

Woman in Florida gets plastic surgery, implanting a third breast (a la Total Recall) - in order to gain reality star fame, and to become unattractive to men (according to report).

Woman in Florida gets plastic surgery, implanting a third breast (a la Total Recall) - in order to gain reality star fame, and to become unattractive to men (according to report).

quantumcutie:

me

Me from here on out

opiumokiya:

Lmfao

opiumokiya:

Lmfao

thecomicsvault:

SYMBIOTE COSTUME SPIDER-MANBy Ron Frenz (pencils), Josef Rubinstein (inks) & Andy Yanchus (colors)TOHOTMU Vol.2, #12 (Nov. 1986)

thecomicsvault:

SYMBIOTE COSTUME SPIDER-MAN
By Ron Frenz (pencils), Josef Rubinstein (inks) & Andy Yanchus (colors)
TOHOTMU Vol.2, #12 (Nov. 1986)